Hat Height

This is what happens when Tali and I "clean my room."

In our defense, this began with good intentions. I was putting away my hats and organizing them in their respective boxes. That, of course, led to a hat count. (I now have 22 in my collection, in case you're wondering!) And that led to its logical end. Why, I should stack them on my head...naturally! (The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins, anyone?) After all, I'm in need of a Halloween costume. Perhaps I could be a crazy hat woman.

No, Tali says, I'm already that.

Judge for yourself.

But remember...

...there will be a day when you ask to borrow one for a costume party.