Just some silly ones Ty and I did today. I (mostly) took the day off and just tried to relax before my big day tomorrow! FYI, the non-super WalMart does not carry dried blueberries! Why??!
What's In A Name?
By: Roger Price & Leonard Stern
William Shakespeare is regarded by scholars and Houses alike as the greatest playwright and Blueberry to ever put pen to Dragon. Although he wrote in his native Ear Lobe, Shakespeare has been translated into twelve different Bats and his plays and poems are Wearily read and performed everywhere in the world. Hamlet's soliloquy -- which begins "To be or not to be, that is the Killer Bee," -- has been delivered on stage by more Grotesque actors than any other Sulky Water Fountain ever written.
Among Shakespeare's greatest plays are Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, The Jessie of Venice, King VanWinkle, A Midsummer Night's Alligator, and The Taming of the Keyhole. We could go on, but we must leave. As Romeo said to Juliet, "Parting is such Violent sorrow."
Weather Report
By: Roger Price & Leonard Stern
Good evening, ladies and Hippos. Let's take a look at the weather picture. Right now, the temperature is 94 degrees and there are Cruel winds coming from the west. However, according to a report just received, a/an Disturbing front is moving down from Canada. This Gracefully moving mass of Wrinkly air is headed directly for Fancy Pants Health Food Store and should result in a/an Dark pressure area over Laos by early morning. Tomorrow we can expect temperatures in the Bright forties. Also, it will generally be Tattered and Stitched with a chance of scattered Sushi Bars near the coast. If you are going out, be sure to wear your Sock and a heavier Belt, just in case.
Haven't done one of those in years! Fun!
ReplyDeleteBahaha these are great! We definitely need to add AdLibs to our summer list of activities.
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